Waxin' & Milkin: A Visual Mixtape
Jan 27

nbaoffseason:

CB4 is this summer’s starting domino. When he falls it will start the landslide. My theory:

Lets say that LeBron James is in New York meeting with the Knicks. He’s sitting in a booth at Buddha Bar next to Gallinari and two Italian businesswomen in power suits, and he’s impressed. He’s almost done with Cleveland, but he needs the Knicks to add one more piece. He shoots Chris Bosh a text. Something like “Iz ya boy Bron-bron. Come 2 Gotham. I’ll b here.” That tips every other domino, including (God willing) “Dwayne Wade signs with Chicago.”

But lets say LeBron gets cold feet. He’s been flirting with all these coastal teams, but in the long run he’s just a good ole Cleveland boy and always will be. THEN it gets interesting, and really not good for the Knicks. Then Dwayne Wade shoots Chris Bosh a text. “CB4 wat up with ya? South Beach got the heat. You coming or wat?” Then the dominos tip the other direction.

I guess what I’m saying is that Chris Bosh is definitely leaving, and that his next team might become the team of the decade.

I know it’s not even All-Star weekend yet and it’s still a long ways until the next season begins, but next year is going to be so crazy for basketball. New Magic arena, ridiculous free agents, John Wall, Brooklyn Nets? Shit is Planters, yo.

Let’s just fast-forward to a Lakers/(Cavs or Celtics) finals already and get this season over with, amirte?

nbaoffseason:

CB4 is this summer’s starting domino. When he falls it will start the landslide. My theory:
Lets say that LeBron James is in New York meeting with the Knicks. He’s sitting in a booth at Buddha Bar next to Gallinari and two Italian businesswomen in power suits, and he’s impressed. He’s almost done with Cleveland, but he needs the Knicks to add one more piece. He shoots Chris Bosh a text. Something like “Iz ya boy Bron-bron. Come 2 Gotham. I’ll b here.” That tips every other domino, including (God willing) “Dwayne Wade signs with Chicago.”
But lets say LeBron gets cold feet. He’s been flirting with all these coastal teams, but in the long run he’s just a good ole Cleveland boy and always will be. THEN it gets interesting, and really not good for the Knicks. Then Dwayne Wade shoots Chris Bosh a text. “CB4 wat up with ya? South Beach got the heat. You coming or wat?” Then the dominos tip the other direction.
I guess what I’m saying is that Chris Bosh is definitely leaving, and that his next team might become the team of the decade.

I know it’s not even All-Star weekend yet and it’s still a long ways until the next season begins, but next year is going to be so crazy for basketball. New Magic arena, ridiculous free agents, John Wall, Brooklyn Nets? Shit is Planters, yo.
Let’s just fast-forward to a Lakers/(Cavs or Celtics) finals already and get this season over with, amirte?