Gary Oldman and Tim Roth
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
1990

Guildenstern: Whose serve?
Rosencrantz: Err…
Guildenstern: Hesitation! Love-one.
Rosencrantz: Whose go?
Guildenstern: Why?
Rosencrantz: Why not?
Guildenstern: What for?
Rosencrantz: Foul! No synonyms! One-all.
Guildenstern: What in God’s name is going on?
Rosencrantz: Foul! No rhetoric! Two-one.
Guildenstern: What does it all add up to?
Rosencrantz: Can’t you guess?
Guildenstern: Were you addressing me?
Rosencrantz: Is there anyone else?
Guildenstern: Who?
Rosencrantz: How would I know?
Guildenstern: Why do you ask?
Rosencrantz: Are you serious?
Guildenstern: Was that rhetoric?
Rosencrantz: No.
Guildenstern: Statement! Two-all. Game point.

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