A Fake Conversation with Martin Scorsese, Steven Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola, and George Lucas
Marty: So what are you up to these days, George? Still uh, doin’ that [makes air quotes] Star Wars stuff?
George: Yea, that and I’m always adding to my flannel shirt collection. I can’t let these hipster kids beat me at my own game man.
Steven: You know George you’ve been milking that franchise for over 30 years now…
Francis: Yea for realz, like, you did American Graffiti and THX-1138 almost 40 years ago bro.
Steven: Yea dude, I mean I got like mahfuckin’ FIVE movie franchises. Step your game up son.
Francis: Right? Even I had to stop at Godfather III. I still hate that Tim Burton guy for stealing Winona Ryder. Can’t believe she turned down fuckin Michael Corleone’s daughter to be in a movie with Johnny Depp with scissors for hands. I mean, Christ. [Pulls out a bottle of wine from his blazer pocket and takes a swig] Then Sofia goes and ruins the whole movie. I’ve never made a good film since….
Marty: Well at least SHE has, amirite? eh? [Scorsese laugh]
George: So what about you Marty? You down for a Gangs of New York sequel? We can recreate all of New York City on green screen and use CG versions of De Niro and Pesci. They’ll look like they’re 25 again.
Steven: I’ll produce it.
Francis: I’ll second that.