Off-Season Holiday Guide ‘09
The Inflatable Defender: Life-size Ben Wallace blow-up doll
Though this came out in ‘06 when Big Ben and the Pistons were at the height of their game, that doesn’t take away from the fact how amazing this is. The Inflatable Defender makes for a PERFECT gift for basketball fans or your 75-year-old grandmother. Why just imagine her excitement when she wakes up in the middle of the night to a 7-foot Ben Wallace by her nightstand!
FEATURES:
- Life-size dimensions: 84” high and 65” across at the arms when inflated.
- Thick PVC material reinforced at the bottom for durability.
- Base holds water for better stability.
- Repair Kit included.
- Equipped with 2 handles for easy movement and play value.
- Um…it’s a life-size blow-up Ben Wallace, with afro, what more features do you need???
I’m actually thinking of getting this as my Christmas Tree this year. Hang ornaments off Ben’s arms, string some lights, put a star on his afro, then put it on top of a train set and place it in front of my window like in Home Alone. Totally not weird, right?
RETAIL PRICE:
$49.99Buy it at Amazon.com for: $24.99
More info: InflatableDefender.com
I am serious about possibly purchasing this and turning it into my Christmas Tree. I mean it’s got so many uses even after the fact! Think of all the pranks…
